Salem Fair
It seems as if the crowd gets worse and worse every year. The funnel cake was delicious. And I left there spending way to much money. I kept eye-balling the bull riding thing and I kept telling myself no, its a waste of money but I couldnt leave without trying. $10 to try and get $250. So I said fuck it but left pissed off, 10 bucks poorer? and with a 6.8 second time. Good times.
This reminds me, some 40 year old pushing two and a half bills sporting an orange rub-on tan came into the store I work at in Salem, decked out in way too small Hollister gear, stinking of cologne, dropped his keys on the ground and revealed his baby blue thong when the squatted to pick them up. He confided in us that he had been at the fair but it was "just too trashy and lame" for him to hang out at. Oh, the irony.
This reminds me, some 40 year old pushing two and a half bills sporting an orange rub-on tan came into the store I work at in Salem, decked out in way too small Hollister gear, stinking of cologne, dropped his keys on the ground and revealed his baby blue thong when the squatted to pick them up. He confided in us that he had been at the fair but it was "just too trashy and lame" for him to hang out at. Oh, the irony.






