Nah...Jess won't fuck me up...deep down inside she WANTS me to put a foot in her ass...

 

and dont piss off kristen. nothing like the wrath of a pissed off STRAP-on wearing WIFE..... HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha....
get the buttermilk. because its gonna be a long painful nite.

 

my poor wittle thread....

 

Now I know why you're going to be a Naval Officer....your entire idea of a male-female relationship is askew.
Ignore the previous female relationships you've had (mother, sister, girlfriend, transsexual lover) and ask your chief about the birds and the bees...
Or maybe he's already explained them to you in his own special way....

 

will...not...give...in...to...temptation...ahhh... .

 

You guys seem to be fascinated with sticking things in the ass.

 

not me...thats black and mpm

 

TwoValveKid: i bet your the kinda guy who fucks someone in the ass and doesnt even have the god damned common courtesy to give em a reacharound
who has the anal fascination?

 

the anal fascination would be gunnery sargeant not me