Maybe Tony could motivate you to lose weight

 

for shizzle

 

Come on Tony, you know you can't motivate someone do to something their not ready to do. Like say, i don't know, step down from their moderator position. Nice zing none the less.

 

c'mon now if he can get jack black to see fat women as sexy. im sure he could get you to shed a few, and most likely a few more. ZING!

 

every forum based community has mods that abuse there power, ban people for dumb shit, and join in on bashing. ive seen it here on drag plenty of times.

 

Are you sure you didn't have a session with him and he convinced you that F-bodys were sexy? Zingback tones!

 

actually he did. but when i was in there he told me a story about a gentleman that was on the heffty side. he said he was goin to test his ability to see how good he really was.
he said while the gentleman was asleep he convinced him that neons were infact not for fat homosexual balding me, but indeed they where for the manliest of men. and obvioulsly it worked and hes a master at his craft.
when he told me this story i got the fuck out of dodge for the fear that i might meet the same fate. ZING

EDIT: i would love to sit hear and cure bordem at work but i have to go to physical therapy :-(

 

Surely, if someone was able to convince you that you could fit into a Neon anything is possible. Zippity Zing Dong!

 

I knew that was coming.

 

Somebody convinced you that you should drive Mustangs instead of jockeying them, so maybe your on to something.