If you had 100 grand what would you buy SOMEONE ELSE?
I'd buy my dad a Corvette and a big ass plasma TV, and I'd buy my mom...something. She never really asks for anything or says she wants anything.
Since most of you dumb mother fuckers can't read. I will underline it and put it in bold for you.
My dad finally bought himself a C5Z06 used after 3 years of himming and hawing over the expense... he's trilled with it.
But... I know what he really wants... deep down...

He also wants a new Ford F-150

My mother wants a black XLR
But... I know what he really wants... deep down...

He also wants a new Ford F-150

My mother wants a black XLR





Must be an islander thing.
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