Fun, Funky, Shabby Chic Console Table
10-12-2011, 07:20 AM
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Fun, Funky, Shabby Chic Console Table
Name: Dan
Location: NOVA
Means of contact: text anytime 7032205249
Price: $90 OBO
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Ever wonder what was missing in your life?
Maybe you've hit that rut, found yourself simply going through the motions?
Maybe you just want an extra oomph, a little something to get you up and going.
Well, I'm not selling cocaine, viagra, penis enlargers or anything of that type, so please move on.
But what I do have up for sale to the smartest, coolest, most good-looking buyer, is a handmade console table. Obviously it's the greatest thing in the world and will probably make all of your sexy dreams come true. I can't guarantee that--scratch that, I SHOULDN'T guarantee that--but I will: I guarantee that all your sexy dreams will come true if you purchase this console table. You can take that to the bank.
You can use it as a console table, a side table, a sofa table, a media stand, a tv stand, a book stand, the basis of a future divorce ("I can't believe he/she spent our money in such a frivolous--though charming and cute--way!"), a way to solve world hunger, the last line of defense when driving back mobs of angry lemurs, and best of all you can write a really long manifesto into its finish with an x-acto knife or a piece of your bone which you removed yourself and sharpened. Completely up to you. I'm not here to judge, just to offer a way to reach all of your sexy dreams. Which this will completely make happen.
length: 45"
height: 25"
depth: 17.5"
It has a small chip in the corner that I've tried to upload below. My Flickr account may offer a better view of it. But, like, who cares? I have the offending chip in my possession as well, and if you want to try to glue it back on there then be my guest; I guarantee that it will look perfect and all your sexy dreams will come true.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/2288760...7627877820702/
I'm asking for 90 OBO.
Random ass purple doors not included. Or are they?
No, they're not.
disclaimer: all guarantees are more like "lies" and not actual "guarantees."
Pictures:
Location: NOVA
Means of contact: text anytime 7032205249
Price: $90 OBO
Description:
Ever wonder what was missing in your life?
Maybe you've hit that rut, found yourself simply going through the motions?
Maybe you just want an extra oomph, a little something to get you up and going.
Well, I'm not selling cocaine, viagra, penis enlargers or anything of that type, so please move on.
But what I do have up for sale to the smartest, coolest, most good-looking buyer, is a handmade console table. Obviously it's the greatest thing in the world and will probably make all of your sexy dreams come true. I can't guarantee that--scratch that, I SHOULDN'T guarantee that--but I will: I guarantee that all your sexy dreams will come true if you purchase this console table. You can take that to the bank.
You can use it as a console table, a side table, a sofa table, a media stand, a tv stand, a book stand, the basis of a future divorce ("I can't believe he/she spent our money in such a frivolous--though charming and cute--way!"), a way to solve world hunger, the last line of defense when driving back mobs of angry lemurs, and best of all you can write a really long manifesto into its finish with an x-acto knife or a piece of your bone which you removed yourself and sharpened. Completely up to you. I'm not here to judge, just to offer a way to reach all of your sexy dreams. Which this will completely make happen.
length: 45"
height: 25"
depth: 17.5"
It has a small chip in the corner that I've tried to upload below. My Flickr account may offer a better view of it. But, like, who cares? I have the offending chip in my possession as well, and if you want to try to glue it back on there then be my guest; I guarantee that it will look perfect and all your sexy dreams will come true.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/2288760...7627877820702/
I'm asking for 90 OBO.
Random ass purple doors not included. Or are they?
No, they're not.
disclaimer: all guarantees are more like "lies" and not actual "guarantees."
Pictures:
Last edited by hueman; 10-16-2011 at 12:46 PM.
10-12-2011, 07:24 AM
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Re: Fun, Funky, Shabby Chic Console Table
Probably one of the funniest FS posts I have read. GLWS.
10-12-2011, 11:41 AM
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Re: Fun, Funky, Shabby Chic Console Table
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10-16-2011, 08:38 AM
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Re: Fun, Funky, Shabby Chic Console Table
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price dropped
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price dropped
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10-16-2011, 09:04 AM
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Re: Fun, Funky, Shabby Chic Console Table
I can't believe nobody wants this!
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