FlipLegend

Anybody here ever done that before??? I'm sure this applies to both genders.

FlipLegend

You and your boy are out on the town and meet 2 chicks. Let's say your boy hits it off good with the better looking of the two. As a friend, your duty is to distract the other one so your boy can get his groove on. Chances are, the grenade is not so attractive which is why she's the only one not getting any attention. If nobody gives her attention, she will convince her friends to go home.

FlipLegend

Did you friends appreciate the sacrifice you just made? Were they grateful that you lowered your standards so the whole as a group has a good time? I'm saying this because I've recently had to do it and the gesture was not appreciated.

m3sonic

check out a commedian named Carlos Mencia i think thats how you spell his name. He does a whole bit on how it is our duty as friends to take the fat nasty bitch home. I think it went something like comeone whanita i got enough tequilla to make you look beautiful

Skywalker

Ugly chicks should stay home to begin with.

FlipLegend

They're not necessarily ugly, the grenade could just be a 5 while all her friends are 8-10's.

Skywalker

If she aint fine enuff to get the wang up, I'm not taking the hit.

FlipLegend

Thank you. I feel the well being of the group as a whole matters more on group outings. If you sacrifice yourself, it should be appreciated.

amuze

throw trash at her.

FlipLegend

I should. That chick ended up going home with the clothes I gave her to sleep in.