I'm updating my furniture and getting rid of my large brown sofa. I call her Brownie. She is about 10 years old and in very good shape. No tears or stains. Manufactured by Rowe. I think that's a good company. Maybe they suck. You can always go to their web site and see how legit they are. I paid around $900 new for Brownie, and she's served me well for more than a decade. So I'd say the company makes decent furniture.

Brownie is kind of large (94" long x 40" deep x 32" high). If you remove the back cushions, two adults can lie down spooning on Brownie and watch a movie. But those are normal-sized adults. If you're obese, that probably won't work. But at least you can lie down by yourself and eat cheeseburgers comfortably while watching Maury Povich or cruising the perverts who often place personal ads on this site. Which reminds me, I'm a single white male looking for a female. Preferably, an amputee who is into bloodletting.

Brownie is made from velvet or some sort of faux velvet material. It's soft and would make a great sweat suit. Brownie is clean with no visible stains. Then again, it's a brown sofa. I could have wiped cat turds all over it and you wouldn't notice. But I haven't. I've never even owned a pet. And I don't smoke. So Brownie doesn't stink--another plus.

I'm a clean, professional adult, so I've respected Brownie over the years. I hope you will too. I'm asking $175, but I know you cheap-ass Craigslist bastards will try to talk me down to $100. So let's just settle on $150 firm. And the funky throw pillows aren't included, so don't even ask. Oh, and if you're not an amputee, I'm also into unusual deformities.