Whet Willy

Name: Will Allen
Location: Winchester
Means of contact: wilallin@gmail.com
Price: $3200

Description: I hate this car. Please buy it.

I'm in 25414.

Antique gold metallic, poorly done.
75K miles of being slow, and having its oil changed regularly.
2 door, 5sp, slow.
Apexi Coilovers, Stromung Dual tip (I think), AEM intake.
Recent maintenance done, soon to change oil again. Water Pump and timing belt replaced at like 60K.

Needs a new clutch. Not desperately, but it kinds slips sometimes in the higher gears, which makes me hate it even more.

Sometimes it won't start. Just won't. I don't know why, but it's only been for like the last week/500 miles. I checked the starter and it's fine. I replaced the battery, which helped for like 5 starts. And now it's back to its demonic ways. Check engine light is on. Haven't had a shot to get it checked yet. I've just taken to pop starting it when it refuses to start like a civilized car. Once it starts running, it runs fine.

I also have a set of four Tenzo RS5 wheels. They’re 17”s in white. Three are in decent shape. One of them is fucked up and not usable. Bought it like that. All four have excellent low profile tires on them, and the one that’s messed up has not harmed the tire at all. You can have them if you take this devil of a car off of my hands.

SALVAGE TITLE. You hear me? SALVAGE TITLE. Please do not come to me trying to buy the car and then spontaneously come to the realization that you can't buy it because of the salvage title. It gets my hopes and isn't good for my heart.

The car has a hoodrat sound system in it. If you're into ghetto stuff, then I can get you the specs and all that, probably.

L trunk and it shuts funky. You can only open it with the key from the back, and you have to slam the hell out of it to get it to shut. But it shuts solid and won’t fly open.

I'm asking 3200. That's like 500 less than what I owe to the bank. I bought the car for 4500. So I'm taking a hit. It'll take me a week or two to gather the 500 dollars to pay off the bank. You'll have to bear with me. Car is for sale AS IS. I'm more than happy to meet up with any prospective buyers, but please don't waste my time, as that's something I have very little of.

I'll knock 100 dollars off of the price if you promise to publicly burn the car after you purchase it from me.

304 886 1169.

Pictures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/6230003...7626601680004/

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Broke B16

Atleast your honest.

Thanks for the funnies! GLWS!

Niburu

looks like a good donor candidate for Factory Fives new 818