1991 Acura Integra
11-24-2010, 12:28 PM
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1991 Acura Integra
SOLD!!! WOOOT!
Name: Joe
Contact: PM or PREF text sevenfiveseven.5o3-1249
Location: Va Beach/Yorktown
Description:
I'll just put super cool keywords in like "FREEEESSSSSH" and "CLEEEEAAAN" even though it's ugly as hell. I bought this car in Jun of this year w/ 167k on the speedo. I was told when I purchased it that the previous owner installed a brand new engine 27k miles prior to me taking ownership. (so 32k on engine now) Auto Trans, been using it for back and forth between Va Beach and town center. As you can see, Chuck Norris gave birth to a sneeze near my car, causing some damage. Everything still works. If you wanted to make it 'pretty' again, you would need a fender and hood. Car is a beater, not a hot rod; good for going back and forth reliable* (ie works great when it works) transportation. Gets around 30mpg w/ a 10 gallon tank. If you promise never to call once you take ownership (except to whisper sweet nothings), I will leave a six pack of something in the trunk. It now has 173k and I've done the following maintenance items;
New Water Pump
New Belts
New Timing Belt
New A/C Compressor
New Receiver/Accumulator
New brake pads
New right rear tire
New Coolant hoses
Have a new tie rod (not installed)
Recent four wheel balance
Windshield Wipers
02 Sensor
Things wrong;
- AC still doesn't work (needs a tensioner and a charge).
-Dent on hood/fender.
-Paint pealing off in back (used a super complicated "Spray the spots w/ primer" technique to prevent rusting.
-Aftermarket antennae aka coat hanger (easy access abortion tool)
-Fabric on door falling off. Glued on once, started falling off again - fuck gravity.
-Inspection is new if it was June/2009. Expired June of this year.
-Needs the tie rod installed. (20 min, I can do this for you). Also will need an alignment for that.
-Has done this funny thing where every blue moon it will cut off once you start it. If you turn the key slowly, it will start w/ no problems.
-Heat goes from Nothing to Uhhh to Spitting out molten lava to Hades.
-After my Chuck Norris incident this morning, the speedo quit working. I think its a loose cable that goes into the trans, will check this weekend. (Have a brand new replacement cable that goes w/ either way)
-Car is an RS meaning it didn't come w/ shit.
-Harmonic Balancer took a crap, replaced it. One I replaced it w/ had wrong belt provision for power steering, so the PS is disconnected. Either change the PS pump pulley, or a diff crank pulley.
Update - Trans took a shit. I want this car gone. Engine runs well, trans has no reverse so park on hills or fix it. Also, it doesn't come w/ the stereo/speakers. Those are for sale in a separate thread. We can negotiate something w/ the price of car if you're interested.
Price: $400
Name: Joe
Contact: PM or PREF text sevenfiveseven.5o3-1249
Location: Va Beach/Yorktown
Description:
I'll just put super cool keywords in like "FREEEESSSSSH" and "CLEEEEAAAN" even though it's ugly as hell. I bought this car in Jun of this year w/ 167k on the speedo. I was told when I purchased it that the previous owner installed a brand new engine 27k miles prior to me taking ownership. (so 32k on engine now) Auto Trans, been using it for back and forth between Va Beach and town center. As you can see, Chuck Norris gave birth to a sneeze near my car, causing some damage. Everything still works. If you wanted to make it 'pretty' again, you would need a fender and hood. Car is a beater, not a hot rod; good for going back and forth reliable* (ie works great when it works) transportation. Gets around 30mpg w/ a 10 gallon tank. If you promise never to call once you take ownership (except to whisper sweet nothings), I will leave a six pack of something in the trunk. It now has 173k and I've done the following maintenance items;
New Water Pump
New Belts
New Timing Belt
New A/C Compressor
New Receiver/Accumulator
New brake pads
New right rear tire
New Coolant hoses
Have a new tie rod (not installed)
Recent four wheel balance
Windshield Wipers
02 Sensor
Things wrong;
- AC still doesn't work (needs a tensioner and a charge).
-Dent on hood/fender.
-Paint pealing off in back (used a super complicated "Spray the spots w/ primer" technique to prevent rusting.
-Aftermarket antennae aka coat hanger (easy access abortion tool)
-Fabric on door falling off. Glued on once, started falling off again - fuck gravity.
-Inspection is new if it was June/2009. Expired June of this year.
-Needs the tie rod installed. (20 min, I can do this for you). Also will need an alignment for that.
-Has done this funny thing where every blue moon it will cut off once you start it. If you turn the key slowly, it will start w/ no problems.
-Heat goes from Nothing to Uhhh to Spitting out molten lava to Hades.
-After my Chuck Norris incident this morning, the speedo quit working. I think its a loose cable that goes into the trans, will check this weekend. (Have a brand new replacement cable that goes w/ either way)
-Car is an RS meaning it didn't come w/ shit.
-Harmonic Balancer took a crap, replaced it. One I replaced it w/ had wrong belt provision for power steering, so the PS is disconnected. Either change the PS pump pulley, or a diff crank pulley.
Update - Trans took a shit. I want this car gone. Engine runs well, trans has no reverse so park on hills or fix it. Also, it doesn't come w/ the stereo/speakers. Those are for sale in a separate thread. We can negotiate something w/ the price of car if you're interested.
Price: $400
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12-29-2010, 08:10 PM
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Re: 1991 Acura Integra
Dude, your AD gave me so many laughs and smiles. IT was funny as shit 
DD
Bump for you! Hope this thing sells, the motor alone is worth atleast 500 at lowest.
GLWS!! It should sell! Body looks fairly clean, and I'm sure for 600..it would be worth it. ;p
DDBump for you! Hope this thing sells, the motor alone is worth atleast 500 at lowest.
GLWS!! It should sell! Body looks fairly clean, and I'm sure for 600..it would be worth it. ;p