j4k3

As i was sitting at the light on eden way crossing over greenbrier parkway with the windows down i hear something loud kinda sounding like a bike coming up quick. Then i hear my dad say "look at this dumbass" and as i look up i see this fucking stupid guy hauling ass down the road on a suzuki dirt bike standing up with nothing but a helmet, shoes and what looked like basketball shorts or a bathing suit.

Now, i usually think of how dumb some people are that haul ass with just a tee shirt and jeans are but this guy deffinitly took my award for #1 retard on a bike.


Discuss.

skr00zloose

wasn't me, i sold my "suzuki dirt bike" a while ago... but i know someone that owns one... and lives near there....hmmmmm

lol....

j4k3

Man i have ocd about things like that on bikes just from falling myself so when i saw this dude i was cursing every name in the book.

xshanex

are we talking about standing up on the pegs or standing on the seat? or is it for the gear thing?

j4k3

He was standing on the pegs leaning forwards like he was in the middle of a motocross race.

xshanex

if it was a suzuki drz400s/e/sm which are some of the most common suzuki dirtbikes then he was just standing up to stretch and get a different position because the seat it sooo uncomfortable on those. I can do about 100 miles of slow riding (3 hours) with a couple breaks and then I'm done......with my zx6r the most I have done is 400 miles in a day and I wasn't the least bit sore and would've done more if it had been earlier in the day. After 30 minutes on the drz I need to give my rear a rest and will stand often after that.....even my $250 corbin aftermarket seat didn't make much of a difference. You'll see me standing on my pegs from time to time.......never in shorts though.

j4k3

I dunno man this looked like a strictly motocross bike. My guess would be like a 125 or 250cc, rm i guess. It looked like a kid, maybe on a graduation present fucking off.

Armenian

what difference would a layer of fabric make anyways might as well ride naked I ride with t-shirts all the time no shorts though cuz my hairy legs would increase wind resistance

That does'nt sound as bad as this dude in my neighborhood on a Pep Boys brand "X" dirtbike doing 3 inch high wheelies in my neighborhood on knobby tires going 50 miles per hour on a curved street--i'll have to stop him next time and show him how to wheelie that thing LOL