Asshole mother fucker!

 

have a fuckin point next time you post

 

At least it only dented my bumper. It would have totalled a Honda

 

Nic....i only tapped you. Next time get that grocery getter outta my way or i'll hit it harder!!!

-Kevin

 

well kevin, if ur damn escort weren't so damn ugly, he woulda moved a lil quicker. who knew an escort could reach 5mph???

i certainly didn't

 

Hey Mo....the "escort" can barely make it out the drivway without its rally treads...aiight! And you know well enough that i only go out hitting people with the front of the Mustang....come on now!!!

Kevin - 5mph...top o' 5th gear buddy!

 

Here's the story...

I'm pulling into the gas station when some asshole in an F150 with a snow plow on the front of it 30 feet in front of me and 20 feet to the side decides to throw it in reverse and mashes the gas. Never bothers to look, or anything so I'm sitting there stopped laying on the horn but he doesn't slow down or anything and slams into the front of me. He doesn't bother stopping, just keeps going, so I pull the parking brake and get out the Jeep and go after him...

me: "Umm...did you not see me there?"
him: "I'm in a hazardous vehicle, you should have gotten out of my way"
me: "You're the one that ran into me!"
him: "I didn't run into you!"
me: "Yes you did, look at this!" (pointing to my bumper)"
him: (gets out) "There's no way I hit you"
me: "Do you really want me to call the cops out here?"

After that he completely changed his tone, gave me all his info and said to call him in the morning and he'd pay for it. I'm still pissed

 

ahh, jus bite the bullet and buy something for the stang (headlight buckets maybe)

 

only faggots drive "jeep"

 

lmao...and this is coming from some queer who drives a honda. How was it getting around today in that tin can on wheels?