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Old 05-31-2006, 07:33 AM
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The other day, Phil told me one of our old friends was trying to get ahold of me, and gave me the number to reach them at. They just had a baby last week, so I go a few days, and then call the number yesterday while I was on my way out to see wifey. No answer, but it's a females voice on the answering machine. I can't really understand what she says, so I leave a voice mail thinking it's just my buddy's wife. "Hey, it's Nic. I heard you were trying to get ahold of me. Just give me a call back." Something along those lines. Well, as it turns out, Phil gave me the wrong number and whoever this bitch I called is FUCKING PSYCHO. So she calls back yesterday and, as usual, I never answer my phone. She leaves me a voice mail [insert hick accent] "Hi Nic, this is Beverley, I'm not too sure if I remember who you are or not, so give me a call back....and then about 2 minutes of rambling of which I made out maybe 2 - 3 words." I get the voice mail and I'm just like "uhh...crazy bitch..." and go on about my business. Well, when I get up this morning, I have another voice mail. I check it, thinking it's probably some random company wanting to talk to me about a job after seeing my resume on Monster.com. Nope, sure enough, it's this crazy bitch again. "Hi Nic, this is Beverley again. You never called me back last night, so I was just trying to get ahold of you. I'll be at work, but just call me back later. Byee." Teh fux is up with this crazy bitch? I know I sound sexy over the phone and all, but who the hell keeps calling a wrong number back. I think she must be on drugs, or be some alcoholic who goes to bars and gives out her number then doesn't remember who she gave it to. Maybe she's lookin for a hook up. Any of you poor desparate bastards out there lookin for some action? PM for the #....
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:40 AM
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haha...let the bitch call when youre with me. i promise she wont care to call your number back
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:54 AM
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Thats the number that called me and it was missy..lol
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:58 AM
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When I get off work, i am gonna check the cell number
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Originally Posted by Woodrow
Thats the number that called me and it was missy..lol
They say eye sight's the second thing to go...
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Nic pm me the number I need to get laid



























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Originally Posted by Nic
They say eye sight's the second thing to go...
Hair or memory the first?
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:33 PM
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My memery is good and I have hair
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trouble further south?
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Old 05-31-2006, 02:22 PM
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Sorry Nic, I looked again and the numbers match. Maybe you dialed the wrong number
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