I need to get something off my chest
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I need to get something off my chest
OK, look everybody, I've got a confession to make to everyone here. This isn't easy to say, so bear with me, and please try to understand. I'm addicted to analingus. It's just something that I crave all day and all night and I don't know why. As most of you know, I've been depressed for a few weeks, and the true reason behind my depression is that I haven't been able to perform analingus on anyone lately. I feel worthless Look, please don't laugh at me, but please, I NEED to find someone to perform analingus on. Can somebody please help me? I'm serious everyone
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There was an America Undercover prison special on HBO awhile back. A prisoner was talking about sex in prison. If you're getting your asshole licked, you can imagine it's from a woman. If you're the one licking the asshole, you know you're eating ass. The prison then went on to describe how he likes to get his asshole licked with a side of grape jelly. Somethings are just soooo gross that they stick in your mind.