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I call out anyone to a foot race.

Old 10-11-2005, 04:41 PM
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Default I call out anyone to a foot race.

This is a parking-lot only race, I don't race in dirt.

The rules:
No running shoes; street shoes only, with laces tied to street specs.
Oxygen tanks not allowed. This is an all-lung/heart/legs race.
Breathe Right nasal strips are ok.
No crack cocaine. (Obvious.)
Water will be allowed, no Gatorade/Poweraid or equivalent.
No long warm-ups or pulse measuring; run what you brung.
Stretching is allowed.

I will put up 50 cents in air money, and give you $1 if you win.

I get some mean 6 foot times with my new Adios, though.
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:42 PM
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Default Re: I call out anyone to a foot race.

nows not the time dennis.

someone has gotten themselves in alot of trouble that I dont see them getting out of................
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:49 PM
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:51 PM
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im afriad to race on the street sorry
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Default Re: I call out anyone to a foot race.

I'll run you, but you got to spot me two strides to make up for my short legs...
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:53 PM
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Default Re: I call out anyone to a foot race.

Originally Posted by Nic
I'll run you, but you got to spot me two strides to make up for my short legs...
Deal.
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Default Re: I call out anyone to a foot race.

I need 5 body lengths and the go....

My legs are wore out like a 77 Pinto....

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I'll give you 5 of Nic's body lengths but from a jog.
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Default Re: I call out anyone to a foot race.

Originally Posted by The Wok
I'll give you 5 of Nic's body lengths but from a jog.
Don't take it! You've seen how short I am.
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Default Re: I call out anyone to a foot race.

but its from a jog!

my awesome 6 foots (I pull left foot) will be irrelevant.
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