Well that's why it's such gold. By making a site devoted to the Versa you automatically weed out any true car enthusiasts (who would see the Versa for the mass-production commie state people's car that it is and buy something better) AND anybody who has any money to spend at all (who would go ahead and buy a better, more expensive mass-produced commie state people's car) so what you're left with is people on the fringe of car enthusiasm (ricers) who have no money. Once you weed out anyone with any taste or disposable income you're left with only the absolute cream of the retard crop. This type of thread is the product and it is fucking glorious. What I don't understand is why he posted up pictures of himself, his fat wife, and his quadroon child. Basically what he's advertising is that he's fat, poor, and supporting another man's child.

 

You sure do know how to make my Jimmie rustle

 

I'm down, exspecially if it involves possibly getting one of them homofaggots over here for some real lulz being as we would be deleted as soon as we got on it and started trolling.

what he said, I really want to troll but I know it would be short lived.

 

 

At first, we had the XLR8 app that uses the accelerometers of Apple and Android devices to match the sounds of exotic Italian supercars, muscle cars or racing models to your vehicle's acceleration and braking forces.

In much the same way, a newly announced app from Bonobo reproduces the ‘psssshhhht’ sounds of a turbocharger, and mind you, not any turbochargers but the ones from Japanese tuning firm HKS.

The app is fittingly called iBoost and it was developed in partnership with HKS.

"Working with HKS has been a blast," says Nathan Hamey, lead designer on iBoost. "The partnership has given us pit-lane access to extract the best sounds possible from their SQV. We've also painstakingly crafted their boost gauges to look and respond just like the real thing. I think people are going to get a real buzz out of seeing and hearing authentic HKS gear in their car."

The app works by using the phone’s sensors to detect the movement and acceleration of a car, which means you need to have it securely positioned. Users can choose from multiple gauges and a number of different blow off sounds that are said to have been sampled from real turbocharged engines.

"We’re thrilled to have the chance to be featured in iBoost," says Masaya Funayama, spokesperson for HKS. "It’s is an incredibly well designed application and a lot of fun to play with. It’s a great match for the HKS SQV," he added.

Currently, iBoost is available only for iPhones through the App Store with prices starting at $0.99 (the HKS upgrade pack costs $1.99), though an Android version is already in the works

 

there are actually a couple of Bluetooth enabled apps for cars that use the iPhone/Android as the interface, and are pretty cool to have. Just plug the dongle into the OBD1 port, and sync things up, load your cars profile, and good to go. There are some that you can alter the tune to be more street/highway/autox/etc etc etc, but they are NOT $.99.

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Universal-Tu...sories&vxp=mtr

why not get one of those?

 

$9.50??? Look at fuckin T. Boone Pickens over here willing to drop a whole Hamilton on fake BOV sounds. We can't all be 1%ers brah.

 

Because racecar? http://www.cars.com/go/search/detail...se&&aff=criteo

 

no, because youfuckingfailatposting.jpg.