Share stories of how people are douche bags!
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Share stories of how people are douche bags!
So I was trying to buy a car and it turned out to be a piece, here's how the finishing conversation went.
Me: I'm sorry man, this car is too dirty and flimsy, I can't buy it.
Him: What?
Me: I'm not buying this car.
Him: Get the fuck out of my car.
Me: *leaves quietly*
Him: FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY
Me: *laughs*
Him: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Me: *laughs profusely*
I kind of wish he had provoked me since I had a knife in my jacket as I was about to go to work (anyone need some furniture?).
ANYWAY
tell me yours!
Me: I'm sorry man, this car is too dirty and flimsy, I can't buy it.
Him: What?
Me: I'm not buying this car.
Him: Get the fuck out of my car.
Me: *leaves quietly*
Him: FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY
Me: *laughs*
Him: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Me: *laughs profusely*
I kind of wish he had provoked me since I had a knife in my jacket as I was about to go to work (anyone need some furniture?).
ANYWAY
tell me yours!
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Re: Share stories of how people are douche bags!
you are an idiot.
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Re: Share stories of how people are douche bags!
Who can't wait till 06?
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Re: Share stories of how people are douche bags!
Originally Posted by staraya moskva
Why do you say that?
because you are.
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That's preeeeeeeeeeetty justified. Good job sir.
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