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Old 05-19-2004, 09:42 AM
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Well, summertime is definitely here. Daily cleaning off the runny white diarrhea and chunks from hoods, roofs, windows and so on. Wax, wax, wax,..... 2 hours later... "it's Clean!"..splat!
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:03 AM
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All Birds Must Die!!!!
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:19 AM
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yesterday my alarm went off and no one was around. i was like . when i got closer i saw a big pile of bird shit on the roof.

shit sux
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:22 AM
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ditto......
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Old 05-19-2004, 12:06 PM
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move to SPO, bird shit sucks! kill them all!
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Old 05-19-2004, 12:37 PM
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yesterday my alarm went off and no one was around. i was like . when i got closer i saw a big pile of bird shit on the roof.

shit sux
Your alarm is sensitive as hell. Probably one of those car alarms that go off in apartment complexes at 3 in the morning because a raccoon brushed its tail up against your tire. Either that, or one hell of a loaf of bird shit
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Old 05-19-2004, 12:39 PM
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my car alarm goes off if a cat or dog walks by. 6" proximty around they car. fuck it, i'd rather it go off more often than not when i need it to.
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It always happens after you clean it. WTF is with that?
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:02 PM
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Exactly!! I washed and waxed my car for over an hour, and then the bombing commences. Another thing, I detailed the entire interior of my car for a day... when I pulled out the driveway to head to the beach a strong breeze came by and hazed a million "helicopter spinners" which flew into my car.
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:03 PM
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Damn dude.. my beater broke the fuck down the other day.. now its covered in bird shit, and the bitch runs. I think it is good luck mutha fucka.
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