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Old 06-06-2006, 09:35 AM
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Default Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

I know there are a lot of hard ass gangsta types on here, so help a brotha out. So, dancin_fool posted his troubles with the law and is going to potentially do a year in state pen. This raises a few questions about doing time:

1. Are you gauranteed to get pounded in the ass or perform other duties as required by Deebo and crew?
2. Besides the ass pounding how will doing time change you as a person?
3. What kind of jobs can you look forward to with a felony on your record?
4. Would staying in school or playing sports have prevented any of this?
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:37 AM
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so is he going to jail? Link?
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:38 AM
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I wish I was gangsta.
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:40 AM
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Link for Cobra4B

http://www.dragva.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142330
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:41 AM
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I hope so...
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:41 AM
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Default Re: Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

Originally Posted by Cobra4B
so is he going to jail? Link?
link here http://www.dragva.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142330

But this thread isn't really about him, he just raised some questions like what are the real consequences of certain actions.
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:50 AM
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Well the trick is, the first day you get there kick someone's ass or become someone's bitch. Then you'll be alright.
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:51 AM
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better get your asshole sewn shut.
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Also, when you're on the can keep one leg out of your jumpsuit so you can stand up and fight in case you get rushed while takin a shit.
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Make sure you know how to "toss the Salad" and how to make a shank out of a toothbrush and saran wrap
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