D1g1tal V3n0m

Ok so I am sitting here minding my own business when out of the blue O3 Cobra Chicks BF and friends IM me. Here is the convo.

GNCCRacer2003 (2:27:38 AM): butt hurt?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:28:08 AM): ?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:28:20 AM): wtf does that mean?
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:28:32 AM): No the question is WTF are you doing IMing me?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:28:52 AM): isn't that what im's are for?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:28:57 AM): um.......YUP
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:29:04 AM): IM's are for people whom I know or like to IM me
GNCCRacer2003 (2:29:07 AM): you dumb fuck
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:30:01 AM): Dumb fuck? Don't be hard on the net dude. You're Jessyka's BF I suppose. We walked her ass in a 96 Cobra but were nice about it and didn't say shit. You need to stop trying to be hard and acting like you know what you're talking about. Sit down and shut the fuck up dude and don't bother me.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:30:36 AM): bitch please......ok.....we was right there the whole"race"
GNCCRacer2003 (2:30:43 AM): we seen everything
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:31:04 AM): Dude you don't know what you're talking about now I am telling you.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:31:26 AM): you didn't beat her.......she hit her breaks b/c there was a car in front of her and ya'll blow past her like you was in a hurry or something......
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:31:33 AM): We beat you and you can't deny it. Funny thing is the car has tires with no tread in the back.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:31:43 AM): you didnt walk the dog, she busted that ass
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:31:51 AM): She busted that ass? Alright newbie
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:31:54 AM): Time for me to show you up
GNCCRacer2003 (2:31:59 AM): please do
GNCCRacer2003 (2:32:13 AM): we can meet tomorrow night if you please
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:33:16 AM): The car you raced was a 96 Cobra SCed. Weighs 3333lbs. Your car weighs in at 3600+. The car you raced dynoed at 432+ HP without long tubes or Off Road X Pipe or the aftercooler and water injection. If you knew anything you would know had we had grip you would have really been fucked. She hit the brake? Dude we hit it before you did then she wanted to race but we knew we won so what;'s the point.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:33:55 AM): and if i remember right you don't even drive the car......
GNCCRacer2003 (2:33:58 AM): no no no
GNCCRacer2003 (2:34:04 AM): i was right behind your ass
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:34:16 AM): I know I don't. You were right behind us? How in a 3.9L V6 Firebird LMAO
GNCCRacer2003 (2:34:42 AM): n3.9?.......hahahaha
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:34:42 AM): My car is a 95 Cobra you dumb fuck. You need to shut up before you mess with something you have no idea about.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:34:50 AM): 3.8L*
GNCCRacer2003 (2:34:58 AM): and i need to learn.....does GM even make a 3.9?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:35:00 AM): NOPE
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:35:06 AM): I corrected myself.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:35:13 AM): I can do that. You can't even spell dip shit
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:35:24 AM): And the firebird is HER CAR
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:35:25 AM): Not yours
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:35:30 AM): Ahahaha you just got owned once again
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:35:54 AM): You know nothing dude. You know about as much about cars it seems as my my year old cousin.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:35:56 AM): ok 433+ vs's 480+..... hmmmmm..... that even out a lil'
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:36:05 AM): YOU'RE AN IDIOT
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:36:10 AM): OH MY GOD ROFLMAO!
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:36:23 AM): Dude she has NO MORE then 460rwhp I would say
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:36:34 AM): And her boost pressure drops substantially at high RPMS
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:36:53 AM): And you need to learn to read what I said before....
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:37:07 AM): The car you raced dynoed at 432+ HP without long tubes or Off Road X Pipe or the aftercooler and water injection.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:37:16 AM): I said that previously
GNCCRacer2003 (2:37:41 AM): no......she has the smallest pully possable......her boost don't even kick in till 3500 rpm
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:37:46 AM): You're a moron dude. You can't accept that your girlfriend lost. She's being cooler about it then you.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:38:02 AM): Hey dumb fuck the Eatons are known for FULL BOOST through out except their drop near higher RPMs
GNCCRacer2003 (2:38:38 AM): she even told me she beat you..........she just went along with your ass so you wasn't one of the other million ppl on here talkin shit about stupid shit
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:38:45 AM): A supercharger doesn't "kick in until 3500" That's a turbo set up generally speaking. SCs are known for power throughout because they are BELT driven.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:39:03 AM): She went along with me? Dude you're making excuses
GNCCRacer2003 (2:39:31 AM): i know ass whipe.......but it don't push full boost (14psi)till around that rpm
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:39:42 AM): You sir are a MORON
GNCCRacer2003 (2:39:55 AM): you SIR and an ass hole!
GNCCRacer2003 (2:39:59 AM): :-D
GNCCRacer2003 (2:40:07 AM): thank you for your time ass hole
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:40:12 AM): Whom beat you and your girlfriend and you can't admit it.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:40:48 AM): ok if anyone did......it wasn't you......it was your friend
GNCCRacer2003 (2:41:00 AM): but still.....he didn't eaither
GNCCRacer2003 (2:41:13 AM): either**
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:41:16 AM): You talk shit like you know cars. You don't. Simple as that. If you think you do then you're mistaken. You can make any excuse you want but you lost. It was my friend? So what? My car is waiting for mods. You're talkiung out your ass now.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:42:37 AM): we will find out tomorrow now wont we..... and if your not at willamson... we will let every one know how big of a bitch you really are.......NOW say sumpin BITCH
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:43:10 AM): You're an asshat. You need to learn about cars before you talk shit. You know nothing. How do I know? "Her car doesn't spool up" Ahahahahaha I can't stop laughing at your ignorance. You got beat. Say something? Alright I will. I work until 9 tommorow and Matt is out of town.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:43:10 AM): ............
GNCCRacer2003 (2:43:16 AM): asshat?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:43:34 AM): ...........
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:43:43 AM): I'm not a bitch in the slightest. You are for not accepting defeat. I wouldn't race on Williamson. Watch what happens when your girlfriend gets a ticket.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:44:19 AM): You don't know a damn thing and you can't admit it.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:44:37 AM): Her car has so much potential to be fast but her BF sure doesn't know anything about cars to help her make it fast.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:44:38 AM): there is a straight away down catawba at the concrete plant... we can run them there..... and guess what no cops
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:45:02 AM): Are you fucking blind? Matt IS NOT in town right now. Have you not seen his posts about how he is in New Jersey?
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:45:14 AM): My car isn't anything right now until I get my mods in. Duh
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:45:18 AM): Learn to read
GNCCRacer2003 (2:45:25 AM): nope.........don't really care about where he is........
GNCCRacer2003 (2:45:42 AM): he aint tha one talkin shit.........YOU ARE
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:46:02 AM): You started it dude. I didn't say anything until you went and just had to be a fucktard.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:46:23 AM): Here I will spell it out for you...
GNCCRacer2003 (2:46:23 AM): FUCKTARD.......YOU CUSS LIKE MY LIL' BROTHER...
GNCCRacer2003 (2:46:26 AM): ASSNOSE
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:46:48 AM): M-Y C-A-R I-S B-E-I-N-G W-O-R-K-E-D O-N
GNCCRacer2003 (2:46:50 AM): lol
GNCCRacer2003 (2:47:00 AM): get it fixed
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:47:32 AM): Oh so while I am waiting for my Walbro 255LPH fuel pump I am supposed to magically wave my hand and have it appear?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:47:37 AM): cockbreath
GNCCRacer2003 (2:48:05 AM): i bet the picture of the guy wearing the diaper turns you on now dosent it
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:48:09 AM): Hey will your girlfriend pay for my mods on my car like she payed for your car.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:48:13 AM): doesn't**
GNCCRacer2003 (2:48:22 AM): haha......bitch please
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:48:25 AM): ROFLMAO
GNCCRacer2003 (2:48:30 AM): you aint got it like me:-D
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:48:34 AM): She payed for your car
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:48:38 AM): What because you're using her?
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:48:54 AM): You've already proven you have no education what-so-ever
GNCCRacer2003 (2:49:23 AM): um.....no....we have been together for 2 years......i was with her b4 she had anything.......so.....using her?...i THINK NOT
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:49:34 AM): You just said "You don't have it like me"
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:49:35 AM): LMAO
GNCCRacer2003 (2:49:53 AM): and?
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:49:54 AM): Woah 2 years? Oh my god!! LOLERZ YOU ARE L33T!
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:50:27 AM): You are the relationship master!
GNCCRacer2003 (2:50:27 AM): LOLERZ YOU ARE L33T!?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:50:59 AM): i didn't say it was a long time......i was just stating that i haven't been using her......
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:51:04 AM): I bet you're entire life from here on will consist of you saying "Would you like fries with that?"
GNCCRacer2003 (2:51:37 AM): you are just jealous because unlike me you are only experincing a man to hand relationship....
GNCCRacer2003 (2:51:46 AM): you work where?
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:51:49 AM): Nope I have a GF dipshit.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:51:52 AM): She's 24
GNCCRacer2003 (2:51:59 AM): and she is out of town right?
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:52:22 AM): She is in MT. Juliet TN. Comes in town every other weekend. You have a problem with that numb nuts?
GNCCRacer2003 (2:52:32 AM): its weird the only person we have seen you with is matt.... are you a fag or something.....
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:52:47 AM): You've seen me ONE TIME ROFLMAO!!!!
GNCCRacer2003 (2:53:02 AM): and i think that was ont time too many
GNCCRacer2003 (2:53:09 AM): one*************
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:53:52 AM): Yeah because you got beat against a car with 18x10 Chrome Y2K Cobra R's which really aren't a drag wheel and it has no tread on the back tires. Call me a liar on the back tread issue? I have people on DragVA who can vouch for it.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:54:40 AM): But you still have to go and talk shit about everything and everyone like you're some superior human being. You show your nothing more then a cunt who can't accept any defeat and whom must make an excuse for everything because he is afraid of losing face.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:54:45 AM): like i said......i was right behind you 2.........i seen them......they are bald.....i'll admit....and that is prolly why she beat your ass
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:54:53 AM): You've got some hardcore mental issues there dude.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:54:58 AM): She didn't win dude.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:55:05 AM): We killed her and you know it.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:55:26 AM): you didn't beat me.........
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:55:26 AM): Fuck I will bring Cobra Steves car out who runs 10.60 at 586rwhp and you will still probably say "We beat him" LMAO
GNCCRacer2003 (2:55:36 AM): i wasn't driving
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:55:57 AM): Can you read what I said or not? Here I will show you AGAIN
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:55:58 AM): D1g1tal V3n0m (2:54:58 AM): She didn't win dude.
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:55:05 AM): We killed her and you know it\
GNCCRacer2003 (2:56:19 AM): what does cobra steve run in the 1/4?
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:56:28 AM): I JUST TOLD YOU DUMB FUCK!
GNCCRacer2003 (2:56:32 AM): anyways
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:56:40 AM): You fucking take the cake of morons I swear to god
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:57:10 AM): I have to piss you're making me laugh so hard
GNCCRacer2003 (2:57:25 AM): ok well i know someone runnin low 10's in tha 1/4.....so "cobra steve" aint the only one with power around here
GNCCRacer2003 (2:58:04 AM): ok i seen it ..........i over looked it.....
GNCCRacer2003 (2:58:07 AM): ass......
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:59:05 AM): That was WITH his old set up. I won't tell you what he will be running here shortly. Him and I were talking about people like you and that's the people who are the most fun to beat.
GNCCRacer2003 (2:59:43 AM): you ever seen the tags "fasnwld"?
D1g1tal V3n0m (2:59:59 AM): Fasnwld LOL I don't really care.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:00:08 AM): There is always someone faster
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:00:25 AM): But you and your girlfriend aren't.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:00:33 AM): i know this......and in your case.......jessyka was faster that night.......
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:00:40 AM): She WASN'T
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:00:48 AM): First off you guys said "She didn't have her chip or pulley"
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:00:58 AM): LMAO which if she hadn't she really would haven't won.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:01:02 AM): she didn't
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:01:06 AM): But now you're telling me she did have her pulley?
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:01:14 AM): ROFLMAO you're a moron.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:01:20 AM): i didn't say that
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:01:57 AM): Ok then what did you say because here is what you said
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:01:58 AM): GNCCRacer2003 (2:37:41 AM): no......she has the smallest pully possable......her boost don't even kick in till 3500 rpm

Auto response from GNCCRacer2003 (3:01:59 AM): fuck a older slowbra

GNCCRacer2003 (3:02:28 AM): SHE DOES NOW............
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:02:29 AM): You lost admit defeat. Be a man...Oh wait that would require you to have balls.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:02:48 AM): Ahahaha you're owning yourself by the minute.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:02:49 AM): SHE JUST GOT IT ON.......AND NEXT WEEKEND SHE WILL HAVE A SHIFT LIGHT..........
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:03:00 AM): WOAH!!!!!!!!!! A SHIFT LIGHT!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!11
GNCCRacer2003 (3:03:01 AM): OK OK OK
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:03:10 AM): OMG!!!! 24520820824rwhp right there for a shift light
GNCCRacer2003 (3:03:29 AM): hahaha.....anyways....SUCK IT UP PUSSY
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:03:57 AM): Suck it up? Ahahahahaha look who is talking dude. You're making yourself look dumber and dumber by the minute.

Auto response from GNCCRacer2003 (3:03:57 AM): SMOKE THEN HEAD......I MEAN BED

D1g1tal V3n0m (3:04:39 AM): Head ahahahaha you have to have a cock to get head and you obviously don't. Your girlfriend is more man then you. At least she knows she lost and can admit it or I would hope so.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:05:06 AM): You are a ricer in denial.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:06:04 AM): Blah blah blah make up some excuse. Come on now I am waiting.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:06:08 AM): You just dont have the balls to admit anything im the girl that was with her that night and all i saw was your friends car in the dust
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:06:41 AM): In the dust? Everyone saw us beat her. She was behind US.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:06:45 AM): how the fuck would you know if he had anything hanging between his legs or not?
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:06:47 AM): You're a moron oh my fucking god.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:07:10 AM): How would I know? Because he sure as hell can't show it.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:07:21 AM): He can't admit when he's lost. He just has to keep getting owned.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:07:53 AM): You need to learn about cars, superchargers, power to weight ratio etc before you talk shit.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:08:01 AM): You know nothing and you've proven that multiple times.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:08:13 AM): Everyone on DragVA knows it and I know it as well.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:08:25 AM): what the hell ..... you cry more then my fucking 2 year old son in law
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:08:53 AM): Bwuhaha I am crying? You're the one whom IMed me first.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:09:34 AM): well keep running that mouth but you'r going to look like the biggest loser in the world when we get it on the clips
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:10:37 AM): On the clips? Lmao what you going to edit it like the moped beating the LS1 video? Ahahaha let Matt get back in town and we will also bring our own camera....Except my camera won't cut off because you're losing.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:11:28 AM): You've lost once and I am sure will lose many more times. You all have some hardcore mental issues if you have to lie and can't admit defeat at any point in time.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:11:44 AM): ok......sounds like a plan.....
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:11:54 AM): You have to make excuses up and keep continuing the lie. Grow up and learn when you've lost.
GNCCRacer2003 (3:11:55 AM): you know her #.......
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:12:20 AM): Now let me introduce you even though I am sure you will say I am a pussy or something to my block button.
D1g1tal V3n0m (3:12:26 AM): Have a nice night fucktards

By the way with these mods - K&N 9" Filter
JDM Superchip
Accufab T/B & Inlet
Pulley- SFPH 2.80 DUB Upper
Pulleys- SFPH 2x100mm Idler
Magnaflow X-pipe w/cats & Catback

Here is the dyno chart...



So with that I figured you would all enjoy that. It's funny how no matter what I say it will not go through their thick heads. I don't have a problem with Jessyka at least not yet until she says something.

Wagz

now who in the hell do u think will read all that (offer the cliff notes)

D1g1tal V3n0m

If you want a good laugh then read it all. I know some people won't but you have to because it's fucking hilarious.

Wagz

ok, i read it cuz VTFordLady said it was worth it. At this point i really have nothing against CobraChick- but holy shit her b/f is a class A dipshit/moron/idiot

this is for him:






lol @ the shiftlight hopefully that will tell her/him how to drive better! ROFL!

VTFORDLADY

That first picture..man...that's just way too much to handle at almost 4am.

cootees

lol, here it goes again...

bensrex

*edit* stayin out of it this time. both sides are at fault.

callmecobra96

wow...who would have expected a bigger tb to ad 25 wheel hp...looks like desktop dyno...lol but i dont know why anyone really cares...i wouldnt call what we did a race, we both just mashed it at 35 and i stopped at 70....and i pulled on her the whole time. she told us that night that he has chip, pulley, intake and exhaust. so that dyno is probably real, but since my car weighs 400lbs less, and has gears, it would only make sense that i beat her. and to the dude that said his eaton didnt boost till 3500, that assclown pic is pretty accurate

HatefulMechanic

i was late for work this morning cause i read that....





did make me laugh, though!

callmecobra96

hey just wondering about that dyno....crazy horse dyno is in fucking new jersey...you drove all the way up there to get on the dyno?