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Old 02-18-2004, 12:02 PM
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Application for a Piece of Ass

Name:______ _

City:______ _
State:______ _
Age:______ Phone:______
SSN:______

Hair Color:______
Real Hair Color:______
Eye Color:______

Dentures: ______
Weight: ______
Height:______
Waist Size: ______
Breast or Bra Size: ______

Marital Status:
Married______
Single______
Divorced:______ Other______

Are Your Breasts Real? ______
Do You Like Them:
Sucked______ Chewed______ Kissed______
Caressed______ Squeezed______ Licked______
Other_____
All of the Above______

Can You Stay Out Late? ______ How Late?______
All Night? ______ Several Days? ______

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ______

How Often? ______

Do You Like Oral Sex? ______

Pussy Size:
Small ______ Medium ______
Large ______ Extra Large ______


While Screwing Do You:
Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
Hum______ Whistle______ Scream______ Sing______
Scratch______ Just Lay There______
All of the Above______



List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1)______
2)______
3)______


When You Cum Do You:
Wiggle______ Wobble______
Twist______ Jerk______ Scream______
Cry______ Just Start Humping Like Hell______


What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
Fast______ Super Fast______ Slow______
All Night______ All Speeds______


How Many Times? ______
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? ______ _


If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)

Name:______ Address:______
Phone:______

Name:______ Address:______
Phone:______


Would your service be Free of Charge?______

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
What Are Your Charges For:

One Night______ One Hour______
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?______

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express______
Sears______ JC Penney's______
All of the Above______ Others______


Comments ______
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Old 02-18-2004, 12:14 PM
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hahaha that shit is fuckin awesome
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Old 02-18-2004, 12:21 PM
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Send all replies to:

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Old 02-18-2004, 01:03 PM
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hahah handed that out once or twice a couple years ago.
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:21 PM
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Shouldnt the form STOP after the Dentures box is checked? Sick bastards.
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:22 PM
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Default Re: Sexy Ladies fill this out for me.

Originally Posted by FlodaSE-R
Shouldnt the form STOP after the Dentures box is checked? Sick bastards.
What are you taklin about, pull out the dentures... and that's all gums.... no teeth to worry about... yeah baby
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by FlodaSE-R
Shouldnt the form STOP after the Dentures box is checked? Sick bastards.
the form should stop once its being filled out for you.

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Old 02-18-2004, 01:50 PM
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Gee, and you wanted to be dramava/central moderator.
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:53 PM
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LMAO.
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Old 02-18-2004, 02:23 PM
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so do u chew on boobs often?
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