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JKim
02-11-2003, 01:28 AM
I wanna hear some of your Best Car jokes/cut-downs...watever.

please note: Dont take these seriously if u get offended by some of these comments...

ill start...



The offcial logo for men with VW's
"I just came out of the Closet"
Heat
02-11-2003, 01:34 AM
I drink some v8 with rice.

hahahahaha, I love that fobby one.

farfrommugen

_______, it's what's for dinner.
SOHC-T
02-11-2003, 01:34 AM
how is this car related? maaaan u punker, u moved my bored thread, and now u start this?.... we need a new mod:p


:devil: wrx's look like over sized neons :hi:
TrueSlide
02-11-2003, 07:19 AM
V8s = a boat with the aerodynamics of a brick that couldnt outhandle a bus.

;)
Goofynick6
02-11-2003, 07:53 AM
You're Honda's so slow, when you did the 1/4 mile they coined the phrase "minute rice"

I made that one up a couple years back...heh

Nick
VT SpecV
02-13-2003, 03:54 PM
Civics are like tampons...every pussy's got one
Speed kills...drive a honda live forever
Hondas new nickname is "the Torqueless wonders"

there ya go Dan, I think those are some good HonDUH bashing comments
JKim
02-13-2003, 05:12 PM
nice hahaha, i like the honda jokes.
Tekwon-V
02-13-2003, 05:24 PM
yea me too.

oh wait....

hahaha.


wait a min. wasnt it just last wknd that phil's honda beat you in a "speed" contest? he seems to be goin fast and living forever. :-P
g S x
02-13-2003, 05:48 PM
drivin a honda is like how sex should be... slow and loud enough to wake the neighbors :)
VT SpecV
02-13-2003, 06:01 PM
Yes Steve, very true, but that was only on a roll, from a stop he was mine:)
Rguy
02-13-2003, 07:33 PM
Could that "ECLIPZ" sig be any bigger? thanks.
slowgts
02-13-2003, 07:43 PM
M Maybe
I ill
T trick
S some
U ugly
B bitch
I into
S some
H heavy
I intercourse
96gsr
02-13-2003, 08:40 PM
5.slow

Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
TrueSlide
02-13-2003, 09:32 PM
Fuckin
Owner is
Real
Dumbass

Joke I heard 1 oneday(from chevy guys) No offense :D
slowgts
02-13-2003, 10:14 PM
H had
O one
N never
D did
A again
Goofynick6
02-13-2003, 10:58 PM
Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating

First
On
Race
Day

Normally
In
Service
Shop
All
Night

I just made up that nissan one because I didn't want them to be left out ;)

Nick
VT SpecV
02-13-2003, 11:46 PM
Thanks Nick....:D
TrueSlide
02-14-2003, 01:01 AM
LOL, that nissan one is pretty funny.
Sled
02-14-2003, 01:26 AM
haha, finally nissan gets some love from the peanut gallery...:D :D :D
Jeff Taylor
02-14-2003, 02:13 AM
Nissan in a service shop?!? Like hell! It took my ka24de 60 hard earned Jeff Taylor miles without any oil to finally take a dump. The last 10 miles were even ran with kerosene and ATF as an engine-oil substitute.

:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:
rhombus
02-14-2003, 09:30 AM
Nissans must be good, cause I havent broken one yet.

Eric
20psi 240sx
02-14-2003, 09:55 AM
Bring
More
Wrenches
fiveoguy
02-14-2003, 11:37 AM
i know a hooker who gives good headers
Victum
02-14-2003, 11:58 AM
i have one for pontiac but its racist :(
Goofynick6
02-14-2003, 01:01 PM
Fix
It
Again
Tony

Put
In
New
Transmission
Often
amuze
02-14-2003, 05:41 PM
Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge





ok, you can go back to fucking your cousins now.
DeezUU
02-14-2003, 05:57 PM
New TEAM in area .... the Civic League .

Tonights meeting ... how to make your mom's car look like a transformer .

PS ... wings are for faries !
16g-95gsx
02-15-2003, 01:30 AM
http://www.speedtoys.com/~gemohler/honda_shirt.jpg

Hahahaha....
slowgts
02-15-2003, 02:12 AM
C CHEAP
H HEAP
E EVERY
V VALVE
R RATTLES
O OIL
L LEAKS
E EVERY
T TIME
TrueSlide
02-15-2003, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by 16g-95gsx
http://www.speedtoys.com/~gemohler/honda_shirt.jpg

LOL, I need a shirt like that.
DeezUU
02-15-2003, 07:55 PM
OK, there were these 2 fast Hondas ......
gtracer2b
02-15-2003, 09:02 PM
The Automobile Racing Intellect Pyramid:

At the bottom:
For those who have simple minded intellect, we have for you the straight line drag racing, no steering involved- just hit the gas and shift, or for those who really need it simple, own an automatic

Next up:
In a word: NASCAR. He who invented this sport was a prodigy of drag racing. Let's not just drive straight- we'll add a turn, but don't make it too complicated- just have them drive in a loop, and make it a big enough one so that the drivers dont have to slow down, or use the brakes, cuz that could get complicated. Now the races dont last for 10-15 unamusing seconds, they last for several boring hours on end. (this also allows the general spectator pool to consume a larger amount of beer in one sitting)

At the top:
European Style Racing. Left and Right Turns!! What a concept!! Not only that, but we're actually gonna make you slow down to prevent you from careening into the wall. Contrary to popular belief, the human mind IS capable of handling that many different inputs at once. It is possible to tell your feet and hands separate things to do at the same time.