View Full Version : HitchHikers. What do you do?
Jarrod
02-05-2009, 10:17 PM
I know I know. Most of ya'll will say, fuck no and wouldn't stop.
Answer the poll and explain.
I usually don't stop, seriously. Today, while leaving TCC I saw a guy on leaning up against a walking cane. I recognized him and once I passed him, I felt like shit because he was just smiling away at people driving by.
I had nothing to do and I didn't turn around, I felt like poo. Story on this guy.
When I was little, my mom and sister would always say 'hey theres danny' and I would look out the window and see him with his two walking canes(He has a hip problem IIRC). They then told me they have given him rides before and they said he was the nicest guy. He was disabled and went to school because he had nothing better to do.(he actually goes to school not just wandering there).
He's been going to school for at least 20 years. Thats crazy. Next time I see him, if I do, I'm going to have to pick him up. I feel like crap knowing he's not crazy and knowing he's cold as shit walking with two walking canes.
Anyone else have any stories like this?
Usually if it's someone I have no idea about, I don't stop.
I have stopped before to help someone with a Si and once for a guy with a ls1 camaro.
nothing.
02-05-2009, 10:18 PM
I know it's random but what time was your interview today?
p-stone
02-05-2009, 10:20 PM
I just keep on keepin on. Maybe not the nicest thing to do, but I'm here to type about it.
Jarrod
02-05-2009, 10:26 PM
I know it's random but what time was your interview today?
2pm. I got there around 1:30.
Victum
02-05-2009, 10:26 PM
fuck em.
MSeunos
02-05-2009, 10:32 PM
usually i don't have the spare time to rape and rob somebody when i'm driving, so not as much anymore
Cnamz
02-05-2009, 10:42 PM
Hitchhikers?
I fuck them, even if it's 30 degrees outside and they are publicly known. Usually in the ass, but I'll settle for a mouth fuck if it doesn't fit.
nothing.
02-05-2009, 10:45 PM
2pm. I got there around 1:30.
Ahhhh, I thought I was sitting next to you today but I got there at 12:15 and was gone by 1:15.
What were your top 3 choices?
Cosgrove
02-05-2009, 10:49 PM
I fuck them, even if it's 30 degrees outside and they are publicly known. Usually in the ass, but I'll settle for a mouth fuck if it doesn't fit.
I mean seriously.....isn't it the unwritten book of the road?
Ain't shit for free.
p-stone
02-05-2009, 10:59 PM
I mean seriously.....isn't it the unwritten book of the road?
Ain't shit for free.
Cash, grass, or ass.
crxnfx
02-05-2009, 11:02 PM
the only hitchhiker that i have ever picked up was a seriously pregnant homeless woman. She didn't even ask for a ride. I saw her leaning over in pain and asked her if I could help. She said just take me to the metro, I can make it from there.
wonder what happened to her.
Bizkit64
02-05-2009, 11:03 PM
^ Exactly!
I mean if I know them, they are in a life or death situation or something then yes I would help them. Or if I recognize (friend of a friend or something) them and they are willing to pay.
CarsRFun
02-05-2009, 11:07 PM
Fuck no... this isnt 1960 we arnt in SanFran.
oh2trashed
02-05-2009, 11:23 PM
Only if they are on the side of the road with car trouble, then I will give them a ride to a gas station or something. If they are just walking around on the side of the road then no.
dave22
02-05-2009, 11:30 PM
I used to pick them up all the time when I was younger. They have some kickas stories. I haven't seen a hitchhiker in years though.
Simply...P
02-05-2009, 11:42 PM
I say f**k no. A homeless guy hit me up with a sob story about needing to get to church and so on, so caught in a moment of weakness I went ahead and gave him the ride. I had to ride with all the windows open and still he left a smell in my car that brought to mind vast, onion fields baking in 100º heat. I believe I've earned enough positive karma from that experience to justifiably say "F**k no, never again!".
Cnamz
02-05-2009, 11:51 PM
I say f**k no. A homeless guy hit me up with a sob story about needing to get to church and so on, so caught in a moment of weakness I went ahead and gave him the ride. I had to ride with all the windows open and still he left a smell in my car that brought to mind vast, onion fields baking in 100º heat. I believe I've earned enough positive karma from that experience to justifiably say "F**k no, never again!".
uh baked onions are good bro
Simply...P
02-05-2009, 11:58 PM
lmao I was actually gonna describe the smell being more similar to a zero's super grinder, but I remembered how delicious those were...
BluestedSRT
02-06-2009, 09:42 AM
Ass, Grass or Cash. Nobody rides for free.
Nope. I don't pick them up. Chances of getting robbed, assaulted, or plain out murked exist. I do feel a tiny bit of guilt as I drive by, especially if I'm in the vette, cuz I usually let em hear a couple gears when I get on the entrance ramp.
BentValve
02-06-2009, 10:19 AM
I know I know. Most of ya'll will say, fuck no and wouldn't stop.
Answer the poll and explain.
I usually don't stop, seriously. Today, while leaving TCC I saw a guy on leaning up against a walking cane. I recognized him and once I passed him, I felt like shit because he was just smiling away at people driving by.
I had nothing to do and I didn't turn around, I felt like poo. Story on this guy.
When I was little, my mom and sister would always say 'hey theres danny' and I would look out the window and see him with his two walking canes(He has a hip problem IIRC). They then told me they have given him rides before and they said he was the nicest guy. He was disabled and went to school because he had nothing better to do.(he actually goes to school not just wandering there).
He's been going to school for at least 20 years. Thats crazy. Next time I see him, if I do, I'm going to have to pick him up. I feel like crap knowing he's not crazy and knowing he's cold as shit walking with two walking canes.
You knew the guy and he's probably in no condition to harm you, so he's not just some random hitch hiker.
Personally, it would have to be an exceptional situation for me to pick up a hitch hiker.
Speed-O
02-06-2009, 10:22 AM
I just wave to them as I drive by.
eeterp
02-06-2009, 10:28 AM
if u don't pick em up, den how u gona raep dem and cut dem up n to pices?
if u don't pick em up, den how u gona raep dem and cut dem up n to pices?
Damn, you got a point. Can I change my vote?
Uzi does it!
02-06-2009, 10:30 AM
i dont want them messing up my recaros
http://xa4.xanga.com/177f137519530232447390/w183351280.jpg
eeterp
02-06-2009, 11:07 AM
^ do you go by the book?
akalei
02-06-2009, 11:14 AM
This random lady walked up to my car one night super late and caught me so offguard, but she app had gotten in a fight with her bf, so i gave her a ride to the nearest gas station so she could call a friend...she got in my car and asked if it was a porsche....this was when i had my sr'd 240 lol
✈ ▌▌™
02-06-2009, 01:04 PM
I'll pick 'em up if I think they got durgs on 'em.
Jarrod
02-06-2009, 01:05 PM
You knew the guy and he's probably in no condition to harm you, so he's not just some random hitch hiker.
Personally, it would have to be an exceptional situation for me to pick up a hitch hiker.
Well, thats why I created the thread. To see if people in a similar situation woulda done it too.
Cnamz
02-06-2009, 01:06 PM
I'll pick 'em up if I think they got durgs on 'em.
hey psic u will have 2 hepl me here so wat is durgs and btw i lik u signeture it is a god quote if i do say so myslaf
BuiltforSin
02-06-2009, 01:10 PM
No, fuck them. Even if it's 30 degrees outside and they are publicly known.
thegrimone
02-06-2009, 06:38 PM
I like to acknowledge them then accelerate.
Thurm@n
02-06-2009, 06:45 PM
damn jarrod thats fucked up guy.
88SinZ
02-06-2009, 07:29 PM
there's one old man who hitchhikes close by, he's known to damn near everyone in the county, him i'll give a ride.
Then there's this one doucher who i offered a ride if he hopped in the back (a buddy was already with me) but he complained about riding in the back of a pickup, after that all he got was ran off the shoulder. Eventually he got a moped and does 30MPH in a 55MPH zone, so now he gets blown by with the horn blasting.
no however i have stoped by kids up at school and more recently a military guy walking up to the MCX in the rain and asked if they wanted a ride to wear they're going. usually nothing more than a few blocks or some shit.
no however i have stoped by kids up at school and more recently a military guy walking up to the MCX in the rain and asked if they wanted a ride to wear they're going. usually nothing more than a few blocks or some shit.
Just don't take em to any coffee shops, you might get your head cut off. Seriously.
Gadianton Racer
02-07-2009, 11:47 AM
I did once and after what happend I chose never to do it again. I was about to leave the video store next to East side pizza in Portsmouth and this guy came up to my car. He was well kept and had two pizzas in his hands and was like "My friend dropped me off to pick up these pizzas for my family, but now he says he cant come back to get me." (I forget the reason, it was 7 years ago when I was 16)
He was like, "Could you just drop me at my apartment right up the road? Its just a little past Wilson High." I had never done anything like this before, but I felt bad for the guy. He was an old dude and plus I figure what kind of person would be trying to steal my car or jack me with two hot pizzas in his hands! It seemed legit. Plus my cousin was with me so I felt safe with numbers. So he hoped in and I took him down the road.
After driving for 5 mins past Wilson I was like, "So where is this apartment?" Then he started giving me the whole, "Just a little bit farther" Finally we got to some apartments and he was like, "Pull in here." We pulled in and started around the parking lot. There were some girls in the parking lot and he rolled down the window and started to holler at em. I said, "What are you doing!, Where is your apartment?" Then he said, "Ah this is my boyz place, he aint here lets just keep going!"
I slammed on the brakes and got out, ripped opened the back door and helped him find his way out the back of my car. This happend around Christmas time and that year at a family party me and my cousin were give home made shirts that said "Dumb" on his and "Dumber" on mine. Sorry for the long story, but the point is if you dont know them, leave em!
MSeunos
02-07-2009, 11:58 AM
you must have been traumatized
zelle
02-07-2009, 12:27 PM
i know right. i was waiting for the "and then he threw the hot pizza at my cousin and i felt a gun at the back of my neck" or something.
Just don't take em to any coffee shops, you might get your head cut off. Seriously.
i just don't pick up Asians. fucking *****s and gooks. you never know what they're gonna do. i don't pick up older white people because they are notorious for being serial killers, i don't pick up nigs in the city because i don't want to get rolled for the $5 cash in my pocket, and not to mention whatever dump shit a nig would try to do. i don't pick up spics because well...they work enough to afford their own hoopties.
i only pick up your average everyday young adult, who dresses in a normal fashion and only if i have a knife of other accessory at my disposal incase shit happens go down.
Gadianton Racer
02-07-2009, 12:35 PM
you must have been traumatized
Well there was a little more to it. But I felt like I was taking too much space. I just wanted to say dont pick people up. But on the way to the apartment he tried to light what he said was a cigarette. But come to find out those pizza boxes were full of money and weed. NO lie! Thats the main reason our families dubed us, "Dumb and Dumber"
Gadianton Racer
02-07-2009, 12:37 PM
i know right. i was waiting for the "and then he threw the hot pizza at my cousin and i felt a gun at the back of my neck" or something.
That would have made for a better story....lol! Your pretty creative.
i just don't pick up Asians. fucking *****s and gooks. you never know what they're gonna do. i don't pick up older white people because they are notorious for being serial killers, i don't pick up nigs in the city because i don't want to get rolled for the $5 cash in my pocket, and not to mention whatever dump shit a nig would try to do. i don't pick up spics because well...they work enough to afford their own hoopties.
i only pick up your average everyday young adult, who dresses in a normal fashion and only if i have a knife of other accessory at my disposal incase shit happens go down.
Yeah, you should be straight then. hahahahah
MSeunos
02-07-2009, 01:15 PM
i know right. i was waiting for the "and then he threw the hot pizza at my cousin and i felt a gun at the back of my neck" or something.
"when he sat down, he opened the first pizza box and it had a gun in it, then he ordered me to open the second box, and it had his penis in it."
Gadianton Racer
02-07-2009, 01:31 PM
"when he sat down, he opened the first pizza box and it had a gun in it, then he ordered me to open the second box, and it had his penis in it."
You two should write for a tv show or something!..haha
zelle
02-07-2009, 01:35 PM
"when he sat down, he opened the first pizza box and it had a gun in it, then he ordered me to open the second box, and it had his penis in it."
but what we are all dying to know is..
did he have cheese sauce?
MSeunos
02-07-2009, 01:56 PM
that's something we'll knead to find out
Will Sol
02-07-2009, 03:31 PM
I passed 2 hitchhikers on the way to ATL.. I waved hi to both but left them
Fuck no... this isnt 1960 we arnt in SanFran.
Haha. If you know them, they're not random hitchikers, so yes, I would pick them up. Otherwise fuck no.
83Stang5.0
02-09-2009, 08:53 AM
Only fuckin hitchhikers I see, are same crackheads that do it everyday, and never go anywhere.
Fuckin worthless crackhead fucks
Lord Humongous
02-09-2009, 02:01 PM
I kill them, cook 'em and eat 'em
uglyDC2
02-09-2009, 09:55 PM
people in uniform i always usually stop and ask / everybody else i ask if there is somebody i can call for them
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